Esperando que la noche me lleve
Esperando que la noche me lleve
mandarinaqueer:

No sabés cuánto te amo mi sandwichdegato

Me hiciste llorar.

mandarinaqueer:

No sabés cuánto te amo mi sandwichdegato

Me hiciste llorar.

justmezach:

I’ve never understood why people take dick pics with their face in it and arent smiling. I take dick pics for myself and I always make sure to smile. Is that weird?

you almost made me sat something dirty,ha.

findchaos:

Jiji’s First Gourds (and Pumpkin)

The season’s first gourds showed up at the market today, so naturally we brought a bunch home and let Jiji check them out before they became décor. He tuckered himself out from rolling them around on the floor for a solid hour.

Two of my favourite things on Earth.

Pelusa sleeping in my shirt, as usual.

Pelusa sleeping in my shirt, as usual.

If I knew my cats,dogs, mouse and parrot would be fine without me…

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

princesssparklebat ha dicho: He looks so snuggly and nice. Happy birthday Osama<3

He is the sweetest ever. But if he feels you are not safe, he turns into a badass wolf. I love him so much.

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