I’ve never understood why people take dick pics with their face in it and arent smiling. I take dick pics for myself and I always make sure to smile. Is that weird?
you almost made me sat something dirty,ha.
Jiji’s First Gourds (and Pumpkin)
The season’s first gourds showed up at the market today, so naturally we brought a bunch home and let Jiji check them out before they became décor. He tuckered himself out from rolling them around on the floor for a solid hour.
Two of my favourite things on Earth.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
these are the best jokes ever
princesssparklebat ha dicho: He looks so snuggly and nice. Happy birthday Osama<3
He is the sweetest ever. But if he feels you are not safe, he turns into a badass wolf. I love him so much.